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"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
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"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef
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An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.
*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"
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A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.
Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!
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When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.
My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus
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When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
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When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!
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*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK
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