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person 1: OMG that scared me sooo much!
person 2:He's a total Stephan King!
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Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
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The Aussie Kings are a small street organisation that started on the Gold Coast in the late 90's. Believed to be started by a former Latin Kings member who had moved to Australiain 1996 to escape the hardcore gang life in Chicago it has about 200 known members through-out Queensland and about 3000 australia wide. The colorsstarted off as Gold & Black the changed to Gold, Black & Green in early 2000 and is now Green & Gold. Currently lead by AK-47 known by that name as that is the amount of fights he had won before becoming leader of the whole organisation.
My whole hood are Aussie Kings loyal to AK-47 and will wreck you if you so much as much as look at any of us the wrong way
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a place where McDonald haters eat saying McDonalds is unhealthy, when Burger King is actually worse.
Everyone says McDonalds is bad so I'll eat at Burger King and assume it's better.
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Chode King is just generally a bit of a guy although he doesnt have many mates for some reason. I have asked him if he wants to go for an alcoholic beverage, bevvy several times but he still doesnt know what it means. Has a long-lost son who he see's everyday but doesn't realise. Passer's by know his son by one name "Chode King's prodigal son".
Chode King lad goin for a bevvy later
Omfg Chode King you are a bit of a hunk
FUCKIN ROFL
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A significantly older sexual partner in a male same-sex relationship (as opposed to 'cougar' for an older woman).
My Lion King has a real job and his own place, unlike me.
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