That's Way Too Much Car For You

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")

"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

super karate monkey death car

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

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Three Cees Car Wash

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.

"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"

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the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

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my other car is made of meat

A statement originating from kingdom of loathing, an online MMORPG by jick, relating to the quest where the player must find or buy specific parts to create a meatcar.

The name of the quest where you get a meatcar is "my other car is made of meat."

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Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

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Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

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