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Kiss my face!

Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.

Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

Reply: Kiss My Face!

by Clareol July 17, 2003

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butt cheek kisses

The act of kissing your woman butt cheeks,

butt cheek kisses is showing your woman how special she is and how much you love her AND you will do anything to prove your love and total devotion to her.

by viking48 October 23, 2008

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kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

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sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

by A. Definer December 30, 2011


Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

by John Miller December 17, 2017


tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 9, 2020

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Meeting up for kisses

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.

It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

by mynameisnotgrenda January 22, 2015

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