Rural Dictionary

Me Monster

1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"

ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."

ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"

ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."

by Apecreature March 9, 2011

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miss me

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
Like if somebody is throwing something (a ball for example) and before they throw it you tell them to not hit you or miss you. But in this case, you would mean words (accusations for example) Or just lieing period, you wont somebody to save the bull for the next person.

male: "What, are you fu**ing him?"
Female: "I just told you I don't know him!"
male: "You better miss me with that lieing!"

by Renee Ward August 15, 2007

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Pogo me

A substitute phrase for fuck me. It's as simple as that. However, in other terms, it may be suggested as something to eat, like a side dish, or side salad.

Jason wanted to pogo me hard on Aimee's bed while she was down stairs.

by Adri. C January 17, 2006

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deuce me

To get deuced by your friend. Get 2nd's off a bitch. Followed by Treyce and Box. Passing on an R-Beata to your boys.

Ace, Deuce, Treyce, Box
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

"Ayo deuce me on dat r-beata when you done cuhz"

by DannyBizzle October 8, 2007

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