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To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another
Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”
Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.
The proper term for "anal bleaching".
I got to the club late because I was changing my ringtone.
No, mom, I don't want to help you change your ringtone.
Yeah, Bob, the way you changed your ringtone really brings the room together.
To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.
Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.
Basically a way of saying "get your shit together" or to do whatever you gotta do to get shit done. Kind of a motivation
- Originating in the Netherlands, Maastricht
-By two stoners
It alludes to the act of rolling a joint which people who indulge in weed tend to enjoy
Rodrigo: "Damn bro I'm so fucking tired, I don't think I can be fucked to study for this exam, Imma just take the L and fail..."
Shanice: "Bitch stfu and roll your shit, you got this"
or
Sam: "Bruh I'm running late right now, I just missed two trains!"
Reneé: "Bitch roll your shit"
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An expression used primarily in the southern U.S. to tell someone who is acting impatiently to calm down.
Person #1: Ya'll best be fixin' to get them fences up 'fore I get mind to tan your hide!
Person #2: I reckon you keep your panties on, darlin', or you gon' get madder than a wet hen!
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Said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or fuck buddies in line.
Examples of hoes getting loose:
-Hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after sex, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-Hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he's with his main girl.
-Hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. This is a serious lack of hoe control.
-Hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. She's just a hoe, she shouldn't be involved.
-He is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.
Hoes are bitches, bitches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. Literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
Ivan knows how to control his hoes. He's got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don't try to get emotionally close to him. None of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. Ask Ivan to teach you how to Control Your Hoes
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An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK
Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo
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