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Paul Di Resta

Formula 1's in house RETARD consistently ruining every fans race experience with his idiotic jokes forcing crofty to make that awkward little laugh because the joke want funny

look at Paul DI Resta over there, what a munted retard

by CoonSwing3000 October 26, 2022


The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019


Paul wood

He creates comedic sketches and pranks.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years.

Girl : I need a guy who cares like Paul Woody.

by maverick6444 November 24, 2021


paul mcray

Paul mcray is a tall testosterone filled male with the best fucking beard you'll ever see

Nobody is better than paul mcray

by Global male sex appassociation December 22, 2016


paul girls

the fanatic (and often obnoxious) fans of sir james paul mccartney

love u guys but y’all need to calm tf down

you hear those screaming chicks? yeah, they’re all paul girls.

by thevandalstookthehandles May 11, 2022


Rich Paul

Literally famous for being Lebron James’s “Agent.”

If Rich Paul made it, that anyone can!

by Mowaffles September 8, 2021


Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.

The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023