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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 2, 2021


Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023


Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010


Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019


Mother Dearest

A women named Keith padiddle donk.

kid: hello Mother Dearest
Keith: HEllo mey small child

by mother dearist February 24, 2022


Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

by @basswd April 14, 2018


Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.

My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

by Fortherecord641 October 24, 2023