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this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!
Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??
A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.
"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"
<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Fucking Stop Fucking Talking To Me<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Fucking Stop Fucking Talking To Me<.7.9.7.6.>
On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend
Hey babe it’s national fuck ur gf day want to.
a term for if you are to poop on the penis of another man
“compare thots negro imma fuck slur you
when you send a meme to your compadre and he replies with PrIvAte
me: *sends meme*
compadre* ItS pRiVaTe
me: welp boo hoo fucking doo sharen