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cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 19, 2023


The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022


Normie Can

Normie Can

Can is a kurdish man who has no country

He drinks alot of alcohol and tends to fight drunk people at night but of course fails Everytime
A normie is a normie i dont need to explain that

Can ist der größte Normie unter uns.
Can ist normieger als Max.
Normie can

by Lfaf November 22, 2018


bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big

i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..

by 13wishes March 4, 2014


vishwa can debate

he can debate so very well

wow vishwa can debate

by notyourwasd April 24, 2022


grenade can

A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.

Hey man, budweiser needs to re-release those grenade cans!

by September 15, 2020


hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023