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Someone who has a micro penis is often reffered to as an 'Alex Mercieca'
"Dude she said my penis was tiny, she called me Alex Mercieca"
Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.
Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
Being socialy inept or invaluable
Being a hypocrite about hypocrisy
Bro why are you sitting in the corner, your a total Alex-wang
A weird kid who sits in the back of class listing to everyone and planing to murder his fellow friends and family. He also sucks at D&D.