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Someone who has a micro penis is often reffered to as an 'Alex Mercieca'
"Dude she said my penis was tiny, she called me Alex Mercieca"
Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.
Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
April 25th National Bam n Alex Day. The day the music lived ! （＾∀＾●）
On April 25th, we celebrated National Bam n Alex Day by drinking pororo drink and eating chicken.
6th December / The 9th Day of Channukah is known as 'Alex and Russel Day'
These two mythical human graced the TVR team with their presence on this day and as a commemoration, on this day we all greet other members on the team with ''Happy Alex and Russel Day''
''Hey Alex - Happy Alex and Russel Day''
''Happy Alex and Russel Day to you too my dear Russel''
Being socialy inept or invaluable
Being a hypocrite about hypocrisy
Bro why are you sitting in the corner, your a total Alex-wang