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Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard
Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.
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The quack sound that is made by the penis hitting the back of a girls throat while performing felatio that can attract nearby mallards.
my deep throat duck call is so good that the boys are taking me for a gang bang whilst hunting this duck season
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A BOY/GIRL WHO PUTS THERE SELF TO THE SIDE FOR THE PERSON THAT THEY ARE INVOLVED WITH
A YUH HEARD THAT DUDE SELL PHONE CUT OFF CUZ HE BOUGHT DAT BITCH SUM SHOES HE A SUCKA DUCK ASS NIGGA OHNNAHOOD
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the thing nightmares are made of. protect your kids as much as possible from the trump. it is an internet sensation, sweeping the nation.
Oh god, i made a donald trump duck, oh god, what have i created.
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This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
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The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.
Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.
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Get organized
If you don't get your ducks in a row, you won't get the project done.