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Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus spot

the best parking spot you could possibly get, in relation to where you are headed.


(often located right next to handicapped spots)

Driver: gosh, there are NO parking spots open...
Passenger: wait! I think I see a jesus spot!!
Driver: SCORE.

by Nella Granback April 27, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways

I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid

by aolifie June 6, 2014

46๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 31, 2007

49๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 14, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells โ€œJESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!โ€ while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

โ€œYeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty gooโ€ฆ JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCKโ€

by soggypotatoe June 19, 2021

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

by k2kate December 7, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž