horny light

When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.

My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.

shadowed-light-waves

User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."

Example sentence: "Hey, are there enough words to describe how cool shadowed-light-waves is?"

Light Blowy

A spit & rub

Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.

White Light

A new drug that makes you feel like a near-death experience, like when you die and then come back.

Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."

national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed

Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you

Light saber

A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around

"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."