The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed
‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘
The swaggest person ever. Marie-Joëlle can be used as a synonym for Swag
I love your Marie-Joëlle today!
You are so Marie-Joëlle
A 6’7 giga chad from the plant “the moon”
This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
Mary💜 is your mom idk man im high as fuck rn when we going to buy feet pics
Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
mary charles
mary charles is the sweetest, most gorgeous, kind hearted girl you will ever meet. she is beautiful inside and out. she always knows what to say no matter what the situation is. if you don’t have a mary charles in your life, you are really missing out. she is crazy, funny, and always there for a good time. she will be there for you through thick and thin, and the things she does for her friends are amazing and unforgettable. even on her lowest days, she makes you feel good about yourself. she is the most relatable person, and is very easy to get to know. the better you know her, the more you love her. she is truly so indescribably amazing.🥰❤️
“i wish i had a friend like mary charles”