Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

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Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

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test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

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Square as a nut

This is a phrase commonly used when someone is very happy or feeling good.

Finley: Hey smooch how you doing?
Smooch: im square as a nut

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Rambo Nuts

Someone with a lot of guts, massive sized balls.

JEFF: Heh man did you see that dude take off on that wave, that was sickness.
IAN : Yes i did and i also saw one of his aggots pop out othe side of his boardies - it was a Rambo Nut.

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nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

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super nut

When you dont masturbate for a month and have the best nut ever

Guy 1: "Man I didn't fap for a month and decided that today was the day I do that again."

Guy 2: "I bet your nut must have been like a drug high"

Guy 1: "I guess you could call it a super nut"

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