Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.
Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.
A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better
Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle
an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6
person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”
A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.
Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.
A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.
Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.