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To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
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The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."
Verb: To Twat
For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
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The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.
Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!
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When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.
Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting
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Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
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1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.
He is such a twat
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