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The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.
<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista
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Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
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Sneaking in a silent and pungent fart, not warning the intended victim. Different than an SBD (silent but deadly) based on torturous intent.
My girl friend totally fart raped me while we were hiking. When I started gagging she just laughed.
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Something no one talks about in public anymore
"You know what nobody talks about in public anymore, pussy farts." George Carlin
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A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake
Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
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One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.
“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”
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Farting your way to Diamonds in minecraft
To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds
As I was farting I came along some Diamonds and it shall now be called a fart diamond
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