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A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
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Name given to scantily-clad women aged 50+ who have had extensive plastic surgery, and who frequent all-inclusive resorts in an attempt to land a husband. Usually ends up alone every night in the lobby bar after each attempt has failed. Suspicion is that they try and pick up guys at the beach the following morning with the opening line "omg, i think someone slipped me a rufie at the bar last night", when in fact she rufied herself.
Look! There's Boobs Rufie at the pool bar chatting up the bartender!
When the boobs are so good you start too catch feelings for the woman. When really you’re just catching feelings for the boobs.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this chick.
Me: She’s not a good fit for you. Dude, you're just Boob-boozled.
something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?
The space in between the boobs.
I put my pee pee in the boob canyon
It's when shit stifles your boobs
This fucking bra is stifling my boobativity!! Bitch.