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dotting the eyes is the act of pulling out and shooting semen into your partners eye(s)
how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
she’s so pretty. and hot. a total babe
see that sexy chick? oh yeah. it’s jamie herring
When you have sex with someone else's husband.
"I can't believe Jenna got so pissed that I slammed her joe !"
The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night
2. I want you to rag my ass
The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)
I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?
OOOOH! Well I said that didn't I? The "people find people who share their genetics more attractive." So, yeah! My compounding righteousness explains that perfectly!
Hym "OOOOH! Oooooooh... He looks like her brother! That makes perfect sense. Brother + SpongeBob= Musical-Ginger banging Arianna Grande. Perfect sense. I'm DOUBLEY RIGHT now! Correct×2. Me being correct explains everything. I'm a genius."
When you give your girl a cream pie and she walks around for the rest of the day with it dripping out of her
"I knew she had a busy day ahead so I thought i would give her a Slushie"