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The disturbingly nasty sound that comes from a smoker's lungs when they laugh hard. It often sounds like paper shredding or a pipe suddenly being unclogged. It is most commonly heard in smokers over the age of 40. A typical flem soaked smoker's cough usually follows.
Kelly: "Where did Aunt Debra go?"
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."
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Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
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brown, smooth, and easy to spread
damn that girl has some peanut butter thighs
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/ämiSH mo͞on ˈbədər/ When you urinate into a persons ass and then churn it with your penis.
Jebebiah and Titus like to Amish moon-butter in the barn.
when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.
John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.
The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.
Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...