Rural Dictionary

Hot Preston

Origin of the name "Hot Preston" is unknown but it is an act referring to when a male chooses to blow his nose in a female's vagina then performs intercourse with the snot covered vagina.

"I had never seen Felicia so wet until I gave her a Hot Preston"

by Wizard888 April 22, 2017

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To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

by jp April 9, 2005

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Hot Karl

is when you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.

poop in a sock and hit someone with it.

by Justin Hoffman June 3, 2004

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hot topic

haha you losers lets clear something up

1. Jeans do not cost $45 here, and even if they were, it's not like everyone buys jeans

2. People don't go there to be "unique" they go there because they actually like the things there, not the shirts at American Eagle that say shit like "easily distracted", and have half naked models plastering the wall

3. They have never sold sweaters...

Prep: Lyk look at that kid going into hot topic, that place is so totally over priced

"That Kid": Uh yeah...you just bought 5 shirts that make no sense at all, when I went to Hot Topic and spent the same amount of money on a hoodie and 8 shirts as well as a belt...have you ever been in hot topic before?

by wouldn't you like to know that April 23, 2006

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