old orchard beach

OOB, like Maine, is a place that foreigners like me didnt know existed before going there and then you wish it never did... having spent a summer there. It is an area that prides itself on lobsters and lighthouses but keeps quiet about the large numbers of white trash that park their trailors there. A horrible place but i'm glad i experienced it to know how lucky i really am

Friends: Where were you for the summer?
Me: Old Orchard Beach
Friends: Where?
Me: Maine
Friends: Where?
Me: Boston
Friends: Cool

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old man

the highest title for your number one idol in superstardom

yo kevin tim duncan is my old man, so what sal, chauncey billups an the whole nuggets squad are my old men he is clutch

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little old lady

1. one who is seen as weak, and feeble, and/or feeble-minded.

2. a dainty, elderly woman.

1.
Bill! You are acting like a little old lady. Just do it.

You are such a little old lady.

2.
She is the picture of what a little old lady should look like.

The way she sips her tea; so dainty!

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Old Shawnee Days

Old Shawnee Days is four days in Shawnee Kansas where a carnival takes place. It normally starts on a thursday, and ends on a sunday. Thursdays are wristband night where wristbands are 20$ and you can get onto any ride with the wristband. The rest of the days are just ticket days. Old Shawnee Days is usally in june and everyone cannot wait until it comes.

Ugh, i can't wait for old shawnee days. we always ride the ring of fire!

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Out with the old, in with the new

Phrase said by chrisfix aka Torque Nazi

Said when taking an old part out, and putting a new one in

Out with the old, in with the new!

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If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

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Old Row Fraternity

the procreation of a 'New Row' Fraternity, which is an oxymoron. New Rows are the Old Rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.

Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'

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