person1: whos the Greatest person ever? skylar and everyone else: matthew
Person 24 died i while ago. Some erased from existence to save the person specimens
Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-
Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!
the best person put on this earth is named damon, he is the best.
damn i talked to the best person put on this earth today.
Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly
That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.
A person who smells really bad.
Do you know John? Yeah he is such a garlic person!
April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."