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Greatest person ever

skylars boyfriend matthew

person1: whos the Greatest person ever? skylar and everyone else: matthew

by cumsock420697659756 December 5, 2020


Person 24

Person 24 died i while ago. Some erased from existence to save the person specimens

Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-

Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!

by LemonBoiIsHappy May 10, 2023


the best person put on this earth

the best person put on this earth is named damon, he is the best.

damn i talked to the best person put on this earth today.

by skateeefasstttteattttttcach December 3, 2018


Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever

Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever

by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022


carmel person

A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly

That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.

by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014


Garlic person

A person who smells really bad.

Do you know John? Yeah he is such a garlic person!

by Bert457 August 12, 2020


National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022