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Festus: Dude, Lenny Kravitz is soo awesome!
Jew boy: Yes, that's because his a black jew. He's got the best of both worlds.
Black boy: Sweet!
black metal fans wear hilarious "corpse paint" inspired by the panda bear. also the will be clad in black (and only black) leather with studs, spikes and nails averywhere and black bandshirts with illegible band logos.
the will not laugh or smile, but rather one must be "grim", "necro" and "frostbitten". the greet each other with "Hail!" or, on special occasions, "Infernal Hails!".
in their possession will be a large collection of poor quality bootlegs of bands with names like Azhubham Haani that have never produced anything but bootlegs. bands like these are "true" and good, because nobody knows them.rare stuff is always good. bands that have sold-out and therefore must be hated are e.i. Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. True black metal is Norwegian.
fans of black metal tend to have no sense of humour or selfirony and are certainly NOT tolerant. they will give any entry that gives a negative or humorous view of black metal and its listeners a "thumb down".
untrue whimp hearing a black metal song:
"oh, that's a nice melody... very symphonic!"
the vocals start:
"kraaahgrfggrrr kzzzrrgrrkprr tzzzgrrsaaaaataaaaaaangrrshrrzzz...."
untrue whimp:"that's crap."
"Black Metal is War!"
black with a little bit of blue mixed in. confuses many people.
i just got this jet black paint job for my car.
1. Usually misunderstood to be something akin to the African-American version of White Supremacy, Black Nationalism arose as a political movement in the 60s and 70s out of the belief that America as it existed was an essentially hostile environment for African-Americans and as such, African-Americans should resist integration efforts and seek out a separate nation for itself. Black Nationalists stressed pride in their identity and ancestry.
Folks who think Black Nationalists are racist don't understand the term and never experienced the intense hatred experienced by Black Americans in the Deep South.
1)Real Irishmen. Not Blondes or Ginger Snaps with freckles or any garbage like that. Despite popular belief, Black Irish is not from Spain, because the ORIGINAL Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles all had black hair, the Celts being from Gaul (France, hence the language Gaelic) so they had black hair. The only reason why most Scotch-Irish people have blond or red hair and freckles is because of the humungous Viking and Saxon influence. Therefore, Black Irish is the Real Irish. The End.
Ignorant NorthEasterner:"Hey Spick!"
Black Irishman:"I'm not Hispanic a-hole, I'm Irish!"
Ignorant NorthEasterner: "Oh, you don't look like no dirty Mick!"
Black Irishman: "It's called Black Irish you ignorant retard!"
THE HOTTEST THINGS TO EVER TOUCH THIS PLANET!!! seriously, i want one soooooooo bad!!!! the males are are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous. they're fucking hot!!!!!!!!
Black Irish are fucking hot, no question about it.