Elrond

an overprotecting father

"I can't go to that party, my dad's such an elrond!"

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chuck taylors

ahoes that are way too expensive for some cloth and rubber, just because they are a trend.

i have some fake chucks from when i was 11 and they still fit which is weird.

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yummies

these little cloverlike plants that taste sour.

little kid: " mom, there are some yummies! i'm gonna eat them!"
mother: " Don't touch that! the dog peed on that!"

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electroclash

kind of ok danceable music made and listened to by totally pretentious people, mostly pseudo-bohemian hipsters from berlin obsessed with fashion but not nearly close to looking good (wannabe-girls in their 30's with choppy 80's do and 80's thrift store clothing). they think it's very original to scream "kreuzberg" to a minimal beat.

"pretentious electroclash bands from berlin suck."

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gothic girls

12-18 year old girls who dress in black clothes from target and famous barr and studdes leather stuff from hot topic, write sucky suicidal poetry in their ringbooks and decorate this with turned around pentagrams, are totally into vampires, self-mutilation and death, plaster their walls with luis royo posters and think they are so deep and different from all the other pubescent, angsty teenagers. all just because they think ville valo from HIM is sooooo cute.

gothic girl 1: "my life is so shitty.... when i get home i am going to slit my wrist a bit..."
gothic girl 2: "i always feel better when i do that, too. and then i write a poem about it."
gothic girl 1:"i guess the only person that really understands me is ville..."
both: "siiigh..."

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Hot Topic

also:
a description for a person who thinks he or she is very different, original and rebellious, while in fact, he or she conforms to some "rebellious" teen subculture and buys the appropriate clothing with their rich daddy's money.

"You know you're quite a hot topic
You gotta nothin' in your head
You got your ass in the back seat
We all agree you're over fed"

Monster Magnet - Monolithic

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black metal

black metal fans wear hilarious "corpse paint" inspired by the panda bear. also the will be clad in black (and only black) leather with studs, spikes and nails averywhere and black bandshirts with illegible band logos.
the will not laugh or smile, but rather one must be "grim", "necro" and "frostbitten". the greet each other with "Hail!" or, on special occasions, "Infernal Hails!".
in their possession will be a large collection of poor quality bootlegs of bands with names like Azhubham Haani that have never produced anything but bootlegs. bands like these are "true" and good, because nobody knows them.rare stuff is always good. bands that have sold-out and therefore must be hated are e.i. Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. True black metal is Norwegian.
fans of black metal tend to have no sense of humour or selfirony and are certainly NOT tolerant. they will give any entry that gives a negative or humorous view of black metal and its listeners a "thumb down".

untrue whimp hearing a black metal song:
"oh, that's a nice melody... very symphonic!"
the vocals start:
"kraaahgrfggrrr kzzzrrgrrkprr tzzzgrrsaaaaataaaaaaangrrshrrzzz...."
untrue whimp:"that's crap."

"Black Metal is War!"

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