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The inner feeling that God is near you, that God is by your side or surrounding you. A spiritual hug. An invisible knowledge that God is there. An awareness of His presence. Even though He is known to be omnipresent, when people feel the presence of God, they are sensing that He is making Himself known. He is manifesting His presence with the intent that you will know Him better in the moment. It leaves an impression. As if a friend just paid you a visit. Without being able to see God, His realness becomes apparent. He existence becomes knowledgable. He becomes more than a theory, He makes Himself known as a God who is near to your heart and acquainted with your circumstances. Knowing the presence of God is not like the conscience. Although it is a similar unseen awareness of God, the conscience tells you good or bad, right or wrong, Whereas, the presence of God is more about a heavenly relationship or incarnation (God is with us, Heaven meets earth), a revealing of God to you and being in the moment with you. As if God is enjoying being with you. For examples of how God can be real in everyday life, read "Practicing the Presence of God" by Brother Andrew. (French/ English)
I felt that I was surrounded by the presence of God.
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Person who runs the universe with class.
Yo dog you are such a zest god.
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The mistaken name that people hear when they are told about Lamb of God
Guy 1: I just gave a couple of music albums to a Buddhist colony
Guy 2: Neat! Who was the producer of the music?
Guy 1: I think my friend said the music was made by Llama God
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Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.
I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.
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What bad ass bitches from the south say!!!! It’s synonymous to “Damn”
Me: hits my toe
Me: God lee!!!!!
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Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
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A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"
Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
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