Miller time

The ironic moment -- and ensuing eternity --when you realize the best beer available at a public event from which there is no escape is most often sold in thirty-packs of cans.

Ray: Hey, what's on tap?
Bud: Miller. And Miller Lite.
Ray: I guess it's Miller time. Ha ha.
Bud: Yep. I guess that's right.

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dentist time

2:30 (tooth hurty)

- what time is it, Dad!

- dentist time!
- what?
- 2.30, tooth hurty - dentist time! Get it!
- *groan* that's weak!

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Time Bomb

The act of rolling a sploofer( joint with tobacco ) then putting it into a bowl pice and surrounding it with more weed to keep it standing up. The you light the joint and rip it from the bong and wait til it gets to the weed then it will spark a fresh bowl at the bottom.

zach: "hey trynna burn"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"

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hang time

When you place the thenar space of your hand (the area between your thumb and forefinger) up against the bottom of your breast (usually for guys) and measure how much muscle mass there is in your pectorals. usually, if you have big pec muscles, then you will have greater hang time.

Rob: Dude, I need to start working out my hang time is low

Bob: I know man, you are looking a little thin.

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Hammer Time

To go broke or bankrupt by making poor life's decisions.

A bum had a piece of cardboard with two words written on it, "Hammer Time"

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The Time Is Now

John Cena’s theme song.

Some lyrics of The Time Is Now: Your Time Is Up! My Time Is Now! You Can’t See Me! My Time Is Now!

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snack time

two old women having lesbian sex, in an old peoples home.

god, i know what they were doing in the toilets, is it right to eat your tea, in the toilets, nah but snack time in fine,

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