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At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.
Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!
Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool
Me: ok
A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage
Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard
The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.
New Hampshire is the Texas of the North kid, if you don’t like it go to our liberal neighbor
When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer
The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.
People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.