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Slut Monkey

A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)

"Damn Gina, why you gotta be such a Slut Monkey. my dick is the ripest of the bunch!"

by Keebler the Cookie snatcher February 28, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.

When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".

by twirler20 January 30, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

by logi bear607 June 16, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.

stop queefing you queef monkey

by Hardale December 7, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.

"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"

by Luis November 19, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 23, 2007

114๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž