Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*
(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"
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A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.
Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat
Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.
A gay ass white boy you loves dick in his ass, also love to fix boys pipes.
Bro that bitch is a Christian Plummer.