big daddy

syn. for 'generously-sized paternal figure'

Stroke my penis, Big Daddy.

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splenda daddy

A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.

Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!

Check out my new Louis Vuitton speedy! My Splenda Daddy bought it for me.

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Daddy Longlegs

Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than 8. They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about.

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puff daddy

The name of a popular childrens cereal.
NOW with chocolate P-Diddys!!!!

Damn this bowl of Puff Daddy sure is good, now that there's some P-Diddys in it, its GRRRREAT!

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Vladdy Daddy

A sexy Russian man who likes waging war on innocent people, but he’s sexy lol

“Mmmm Vladdy Daddy don’t invade others, this isn’t you daddy. Let me be ur discord kitten daddy.

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daddy hat

An adjective used to describe something that is awesome or the best.
The cake.
The Ultimate.
The ish.

CAITLIN: I saw Anchorman this weekend, what about you?
CONNOR: I went to Tenacious D, AND Rock Supernova.
CAITLIN: oh wow, that takes the daddy hat.

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zanx daddy

a small drug dealer that will get a girl drugged enough to let his buddies to fuck her

Damn is that Sabrina's Zanx Daddy!

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