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NFS Unbound
A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
One of the greatest things that can happen to your kid.
Mom: Honey, something amazing happened with Timmy!
Dad: And that's?
Mom: He got Banned from Fortnite!
Dad: LES FOCKING PARTEH!
This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.
“Hey bro. I really like you. Let’s be fortnite friends”
"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.
Proceeds to be sent to orphanage
Fuck me the rock is in fortnite 🦉🦉🦉🦉
omg fortnite the rock is here
A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.
It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)
“Oh fuck” (friend 2)