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people in hell want ice water

Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.

Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.

Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.

by boshspice69 April 4, 2014

34πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}

Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

by KITT FAN October 14, 2011

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People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded

Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

by Shoeman December 30, 2017

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Call generally nice people Ralsei Day

On Saturday December 18th compare people who are just generally nice to ralsei due to one quality

A nice person was called ralsei as it was call generally nice people ralsei day

by Nooblayer_69 December 18, 2021


people that put their own name on urban dictionary

1. people that make a joke about their own name because all the old definitions are about the opposite gender.
2. people that have no friends so they put their own name on urban dictionary with a definition that make them look like their the most perfect person on the world.

to all number 2 of people that put their own name on urban dictionary.
go fuck yourselves

by why are the all taken1589 April 26, 2019

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People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.

Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

by FRICKO MODE May 31, 2022


Throw short people day pt. 2

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st

-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.

by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021