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When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.
Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
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When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.
"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."
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1 of ur fingers with poop on it that you stick in ppl face.
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As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the cell phone in the palm of your hand, and the other hand is either texting or dialing-- or seaching for the next song to play on the Ipod.
Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.
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when your fingers won’t do what you want them to do.
did you see how wrong bella was using her fingers with talia last night?
bella: my fingers wont finger right!
The event ,during a attempted action of fingering a girl, when the fingerer is not able to locate the "hole" of the recipient. Sometimes, in addition to this, the term may also include the fact that the favour was not returned.
Although the night was initially fun, The magic fingers kicked in and the action was spoiled.
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The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.
Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite
I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!
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