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International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.

“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021


socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024


Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 22, 2010


creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020


Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021


Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 20, 2021


sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.

Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?

by MasterPalp January 10, 2018