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Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.
“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi
When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.
"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."
The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer
Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!
When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.
Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.
Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen
When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red
-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker