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in short, a cigarette
person 1: 'i really need a cigarette'
person 2: 'yeah, i could do with munching on a fire biscuit'
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Anal sex eight hours after you've fed your gal a good hot Indian curry - vindaloo works best!
"I fell into a burning ring of fire,
it went down down down and the flames went higher,
and it burned burned...
that ring of fire!"
~Johnny Cash
Ring of Fire works incredibly well if she was loaded on beer at the time... just feel the burn!
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'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.
'Shiiit maan i popped a blood vessel on my bell fuckin this bird in the Burning Ring of Fire'
Rehipnol + Random Bird = Wide Brown Eye
'Fuck me this new girlfriend of mine loves a Spicy Shyxta
Usually performed with the ghekko
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Alcohol that is so strong it burns on the way down. Whiskey is mostly referred to as fire water by many
Christie: "Ouch it burnssssss!!!!"
Jake: Shut up bitch, it's thatfire Juice, suck it up."
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When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.
I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.
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A fun game to play while urinating in a toilet/urinal.
where you pretend that your stream of pee is a fire hose and the water in the toilet or urinal is a forest that is on fire. usually more fun when drunk, as most things are.
Jim: i just drank almost a whole six pack and im ready to let the flood gates open.
Mine as well play "Forest fire rescue" while im in the john.
Jim's imagination: "were gonna need more back up if were gonna save those spider monkeys from this fire"
Jim: Ahhhh =)
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