Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

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Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

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you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

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get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS

YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!

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Car Monster Red Bull Drinker

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.

The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad

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1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance

The best Auto Insurance company in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I get auto insurance from 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance.

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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.

person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.

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