butter side up

Ass (butt) in the air, posed, waiting for sex. Sexual position.

I flipped her butter side up.

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Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.

Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.

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churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

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peanut butter guts

a car or truck with tan leather interior.

My boy got a new ride, pearl white with peanut butter guts

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peanut butter legs

Silky smooth and spreads easily

V has peanut butter legs

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butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

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Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

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