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The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.
The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!
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Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in
Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...
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ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.
Cop: Sir may I see your license and registration?
Kyle: Fuck you, you nigger jew bitch pig.
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1. when you have someone cornered or trapped
2. when someone is in a jam or a mess
Since Lewis got caught sexing up another woman, he's like a pig in a poke!
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When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
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When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.
Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"
God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"
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DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG LOAF OF BREAD SYSTEM ERROR...
Is That a- DOG PIG BREAD
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