The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out
Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date
Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless
getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum
The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
A super sexy god women all want to fuck a fuckboy of the highest meaning.
your such a christian james dunn
The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank
He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us
Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?
P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
this man is the sexiest most attractive boy you’ll ever meet, he’s so nice and has a tendency of pulling fire alarms
christian romero is the sexiest person ever