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An anime/real world person that is toooooo innocent and precious for this world. They must be protected at all cost.
Random friend: Have you seen yuri on ice?
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
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-noun.
1.The thin layer of beaver lining that magically appears while reversing out of a tight pussy. This phenomenon is only visible while long stroking in the doggy-style or reverse cowgirl position.
2.A tight little beaver that develops a vacuum and shows it's inner lining repeatedly during a thorough plowing.
She must have had atleast 2" of cunt roll-out while I was banging her from behind! The pussy was hella tight!
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What's for dinner?
How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?
Make that two!
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A link which promises Rick Astley delivers something completely different.
Ah, man. I wanted to watch Rick Astley but it's a video of Bigfoot buying breakfast cereal. I got Anti-Rick Rolled.
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A term usually used by white dads when leaving any location.
Son: Hey Dad, we have to leave for skyzone now.
Dad: Alright, let's rock and roll!
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Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair
Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.
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A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.
"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."
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