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when you like your ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she starts getting attached again
guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked
Tired/knocked for 6 after a pure graft
Awww mate I’m pure fucked after that shift
when a person thinks that they messed up for doing something embrassing or illegal.
john : hey bitch i will beat the shit out of you!
john : oh shit , i fucked up.
non-normative
My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.
Fucking with someone or you have fucked, in other meanings, having sex or had sex.
Kyle: i fucked ur mom last night
Little boy: i fucked ur dad
Kyle: what..
What the United States will be when it becomes a Communist nation.
Andrew: Did you hear about the situation that Dexter and Eva are in?
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.