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fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020


Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020


Fuck A Duck

You looked this up! God, people!!!

FuckADuck!!!!
It is a action the involves fucking a duck with a in and out motion.

Fucking-means you put the D in the V aka a hole.

Fucking A Duck

-Braun B

Ah man, she cock blocked me, so I Fuck A Duck.

Ugly!? You can go fuck a duck!!!

by TroubleBraun! April 12, 2016


Fuck A Duck

Somthing father says when something breaks.

"Father the heater broke". Father, "Aww... Fuck a duck!"

by AFT3RL1F3 June 29, 2020


Classy Fuck You

Most commonly seen in fanfiction this is an action used to deter bullies and haters in which a commenter will express support for a content creator or poster while at the same time acknowledging the bully/hater without giving them satisfaction. This is usually done by expressing your support in the reply section for the bully/haters' comment or very shortly apologizing for their actions.

"Have you ever used the classy fuck you? I've seen it work pretty well."

by kittens_have_mittens October 17, 2021


legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term

Prenups are legal as fuck homie

by Bigdeezy661 August 13, 2015


Not a fuck

Another way of saying not a chance

Could I borrow your Netflix account?

Not a fuck.

by 777erza October 20, 2022