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A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give
Chad: There's nothing here
J: *finger guns* Exactly
a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.
That day is August 2nd
Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?
A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳
Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??
Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.
fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)
the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaĂ aaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.
Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”