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When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.
Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...
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When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.
My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.
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1. Losing all your rights as an employee and becoming an indentured servant of the Koch brothers.
2. Getting involuntarily fucked in the ass
1. There's no point in complaining about the unsafe working conditions here. Getting Wisconsined eliminated all the OSHA requirements.
2. We're getting Wisconsined by Scott Walker and he isn't even providing us with any KY.
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A sexual maneuver that is standard procedure with all wisconsin couples. First you must insert one cheese curd in each ear of the woman as to make sure she doesnt scare herself with her own screaming. Second, insert 2 johnsonville brats in her rectum. Then shove a cheese stick in each of her nostrils. You then must pour beer cheese soup on her chest and belly, this will act as lubrication for your penis. Make the woman give you a tit job so your penis can be lathered up with the beer cheese soup. Then insert your penis into her vagina and go to work. After you both orgasm, crack open an ice cold beer and put a cheesehead on your womans head. Feel free to reuse the brats next time.
If you get sick of handstand jobs, you can always ask your woman if you can perform the old wisconsin on her.
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When March rolls around in Wisconsin and the temperature goes from 10 degrees to higher than 40 degrees. Wisconsin residents en masse are then seen in shorts, t-shirts, grilling out and throwing footballs around like it was 75 degrees and summer out. Since 40 degrees in the south would be considered oppressive weather and not "nice" it is referred to as Wisconsin Nice.
Robert: Get your shorts on everybody and get the ball, it is freakin' Wisconsin Nice out today!
Southern Man: Are you serious? It is 45 degrees out! I'll freeze!
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Put hot sauce in your lovers asshole, have them shit on a glass table and share a spicy suprise together.
My husband and I shared a Wisconsin chimichanga last night, it still burns.
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1. When you put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich down a girls snatch, remove it, and enjoy the juicy goodness; or
2. A delicious consisting Amaretto, orange juice, and Blue Moon.
I gave my girlfriend a Wisconsin Lunchbox, then I washed it down with a Wisconsin Lunchbox.
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