Anger Munchies
Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.
E.g.
Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza
Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?
Friend 1: Totally!
when your pussy wants to eat that dick
Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you
The best time of day. The time when you mix all of the grossest and yuckiest things are mixed together to make a gross mess. But it is so fun to do with your friends.
"it's time to make a munchy Lunch"
"Yay"
When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings
Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!
when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .
bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!
billy: me too dude! *high five*
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The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.
Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
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When one smoke's copious amounts of weed, gets the muchies and eats an insane amount of food and farts a lot the next day as a result.
Dude 1: Man, last night when we where fried i got 4 burgers at mc donalds, now im havin the best "muchie farts" *spreads legs and farts*
Dude 2: dude, i ate a half dozen doughnuts, my "munchie farts" are legendary *squats and farts*
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